Recipe #1: Fried Mario Penguin
Submitted by: John Vanbiesbrouck (Miami, Florida)
Ingredients:
26 overpaid Pittsburgh hockey players in need of a haircut
1 injured superstar
1 ton over-confidence
1 underrated tropical hockey team
1 dozen dead rats
1 teaspoon salt
1 case Bud Ice
Instructions:
Marinade penguins in a Northeastern
Division Title. Soak with overconfidence and excessive salaries. Broil
on high for seven games until cooked. Discard remains.